Service Rates T-Shirt Size:2XL This shirt is the ultimate

This shirt is the ultimate social forcefield—no smiling emojis

and breathable

and burnout survivors who treat hibernation like a lifestyle choice—not a phase

breathable cotton for the socially allergic and conversationally unavailable

breathable cotton that’s comfy enough for avoiding people in any setting—whether you're ghosting plans

Service Rates T-Shirt Size:2XL This shirt is the ultimateThis sarcastic t shirt turns basic human interaction into a full pricing chart, complete with escalating service rates for dealing with nonsense. Styled like a bold industrial sign, the design lays out exactly what it costs to tolerate stupidity, repeat yourself, or stay polite longer than necessary. Its dry humor, emotional exhaustion, and anti social energy wrapped into one brutally relatable graphic tee. Made from soft, lightweight, breathable