Couch Potato - Boy glasses-option Messages: "Sarcasm is my love

Messages: "Sarcasm is my love language" "I'm just a bright ray of sarcasm" "Sarcasm is another one of my great personality traits" "I wish sarcasm was available as a font" "Sarcasm is the brain's defense against stupid people"

Featuring a hilarious "Bitchy Potato" quote card

They are ideal for beverages

but gratitude is welcome

this royal-inspired crochet princess honors a powerful bond and celebrates the magic of friendship with a “Wicked-ly Awesome” message about being changed for good

Couch Potato - Boy glasses-option Messages: "Sarcasm is my loveIntroducing the latest addition to our Couch Potato Crew: meet our boy couch potato toy! He's the reigning king of chill, with a knack for turning couch surfing into an art form. Sporting his trusty remote control scepter and a crown made entirely of snack wrappers, he rules over the land of relaxation with unmatched finesse. With his cozy blanket cape and slippers that have seen more action than a blockbuster movie, he's always ready to dive