Coffee First Then Parenting Long Sleeve Tee Color:Black Bold red "BALL BUSTER" text

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Coffee First Then Parenting Long Sleeve Tee Color:Black Bold red "BALL BUSTER" textThere is an order of operations and it is non negotiable. Nobody is getting fed, dressed, or driven anywhere until this cup is empty. Science. Math. Survival. The Details: Features a blue retro cartoon coffee mug character with a smiling face and finger pointing hands, with bold blue distressed text reading "Coffee First Then Parenting" in a circular layout with star accents. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and