Cats Freakin' Love 'Em Hoodie cats

Cats Freakin' Love 'Em Hoodie catsYour dating profile says "animal lover" but lets be specific. You have a type. It has four legs, zero loyalty, and owns your entire couch. The Details: Colorful multi cat illustration featuring seven cats in various poses, printed in green, pink, orange, and yellow ink. Large block letters at the top spell "CATS" with each letter in a different color (green, pink, orange, yellow). Below in retro lettering reads "Freakin LOVE EM." The Fit & Fabric:

Being the side isn’t settling

A dark blue silhouette of a cowgirl figure with a hat stands behind the text

White horror-style text reading "CREATURE OF THE NIGHT" above a cute white bat illustration with spread wings

Cream dripping text reading "Let’s Go Ghouls" with three vintage pin-up witches in green

Sarcastic safety PSA design in a vintage cartoon style

You say this every December and by the 26th you’re googling "how to return family members

with bold golden-yellow retro text reading "Drink Up Bitches

" Artwork in pink

Medically speaking

and fishnet stockings

and red boxing gloves in a fighting stance

Red script "Sorry