Wisdom Tee Antagonist Show that you're middle class

Show that you're middle class and imply that you got there purely through brains and merit by implying that you're a good enough speller to spell bourgeoisie

To my chagrin

not do something

Everybody knows that the trick is to just wear your underwear

Let people know that you prefer brightly colored animated characters of the swearing variety and would have preferred that Simba drop an f bomb here and there

Wisdom Tee Antagonist Show that you're middle classIf you want to have something to show for your rapidly encroaching male pattern baldness and or crows feet, rest assured that you have your wisdom. The problem is, everyone can clearly see your aging husk of a meat suit, while you can't really flex your dilligently gained wisdom unless the right situation comes along. Just randomly throwing out Mark Twain quotes at inopportune moments is not wisdom. Wear this though and everyone will know the price