Mermaid Women's V-Neck Tee Size:2XL Did you grow from the

Did you grow from the kind of child who calls their teacher mom to the kind of adult who accidentally sits on strangers laps on the bus and find yourself constantly finding the urge to explain away your behavior with a "sorry

so you don't need to buy a new shirt for every new joke

it's highly dissociative

then challenge them to an unlicensed street race

guy I went to high school with in the late 90s who I haven't talked to in decades

Mermaid Women's V-Neck Tee Size:2XL Did you grow from theHappy Halloween! My two year old daughter sits with me to check on the online part of the business from time to time and she always tells me to make a pink shirt that says MERMAID on it. She's really into mermaids right now. It's her first Halloween that she's been able to decide and articulate what she wants to be and she's been running up to everybody she sees saying "I'm going to be a mermaid for Halloween!" It's really cute. Anyway, she has, like