Pyrokinesis for Kitties Hoodie Size:3XL someone finally made an emergency

someone finally made an emergency protocol for the one scenario your anxiety forgot

Dark navy ink illustration of a woman standing in front of a tall rectangular doorway or portal

You’re a feral cat in a cowboy hat and everyone else just can’t keep up

Purple witch in purple hat and dress holding a coffee pot and steaming mug

You just need to open your camera app on front-facing mode at 7 AM

Pyrokinesis for Kitties Hoodie Size:3XL someone finally made an emergencyYour cat already knocks candles off tables. Its only a matter of time before it cuts out the middleman. You dont teach a cat anything. You simply provide the resources and hope it uses them on your enemies. Fire safety is a suggestion. Cats are an inevitability. The Details: White retro badge text reads "LEARN Pyrokinesis FOR YOUR KITTIES" with a blue and teal cat walking through yellow and orange flames. Blue and yellow vintage instructional style