Lost In The Sauce Tee Color:Athletic Heather December is the one month

December is the one month where getting glitter on your chest is festive instead of suspicious

Retro-style red and green "FULL OF HOLIDAY SPIRIT" text with a cocktail glass illustration

Because your coven needs a driver and you’re the only one who didn’t lose her license doing something "spiritually necessary

and especially for Thanksgiving sides

Especially not by anyone who texts "wyd" after midnight

Lost In The Sauce Tee Color:Athletic Heather December is the one monthThanksgiving has two kinds of people. The ones who pace themselves and the ones who are three glasses deep before the turkey is carved. You know exactly which one you are. The cranberry sauce isnt the only thing that came out of a can today. The Details: White arched retro text reading "LOST IN THE" above white bold text reading "SAUCE." A red cranberry sauce cylinder (still in the can shape) sitting on a white plate. Artwork in white and red. The Fit