A Dirty Hoe Is A Happy Hoe Sweatshirt Size:5XL Vintage rock aesthetic

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A Dirty Hoe Is A Happy Hoe Sweatshirt Size:5XL Vintage rock aestheticYour neighbors think youre out there gardening. You are. But the shirt tells a different story, and youre not correcting anyone. The Details: Green and orange vintage style illustration of a woman gardening under a "Gardening 101" arch, with dark green text reading "A Dirty Hoe Is A Happy Hoe" and orange text reading "And Other Tips." Retro gardening humor in a classic pin up illustration style. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck).