Rational Tee Size:M Police chases are scary and/or

Police chases are scary and/or inconvenient and nobody makes shirts for them unless someone famous is involved

Everybody's favorite putrid pallindrome

Also useful if you're a fan of Kim Deal

You're cool

Maybe I let things go too easily

Rational Tee Size:M Police chases are scary and/orI hate it when I'm having a conversation with somebody who seems cool but then they start telling me weird ass stuff like outer space doesn't exist and birds are fake. Like, stuff that's too dumb to even want to argue about. Maybe this shirt is a way to avoid that? Maybe it will just make it happen more often? Let us know in the comments how it goes for you. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that