Ball Buster Long Sleeve Tee Size:S

Ball Buster Long Sleeve Tee Size:SYou didnt choose the Ball Buster life. The Ball Buster life looked at your dating history and said "yeah, shes qualified." Some women hang ornaments. You shatter them. Its a gift, really. The Details: Bold red "BALL BUSTER" text with a cracked red ornament illustration. Accented with holiday greenery details in a festive design. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and a classic crew neck. Material: 100% Airlume

You ride into Thanksgiving like it’s a rodeo and the turkey leg is your bronco

All artwork in brown single-color vintage style

That’s a superpower

Brown and white ink illustration featuring an acoustic guitar with "’s" beside it

beneath a crescent moon and stars

Black script text reading "Sure" above a vintage 1950s housewife in a pink top and yellow apron

You're just providing a public service

You are the party

You ghosted him because he used the wrong "your" three times and thought tacos counted as a personality

Thirty-something years of keeping the faith alive and your only reward is a credit card statement that could make a grown woman cry

orange star-covered top

Just an empty box shoved back in the pantry like a sociopath