What Kind of Heaven Would Want a Fascist Tee Size:XL Consumerism wasn't so shallow and

Consumerism wasn't so shallow and you felt sheer joy and unbridled enthusiasm lost in your own world of play and exploration

We want someone who sounds like a wounded Cthulhu angrily vowing his revenge

people will most likely assume you are actually a professional sports player since they have no reliable way to disprove it

you think something else is cool

Spend some time rolling around in radioactive sludge and get a strange body part or ability

What Kind of Heaven Would Want a Fascist Tee Size:XL Consumerism wasn't so shallow andJesus was quite literally a disenfranchized minority whose family had to flee to Egypt for asylum from political persecution and the Bible has verses like: Exodus 22: 21, Leviticus 19: 33 34, Deuteronomy 10: 19, Deuteronomy 24: 14, Zechariah 7: 10, Exodus 23: 9, Leviticus 19: 34, Matthew 25: 35 40, Psalm 146: 9, Jeremiah 7: 5 7. I don't claim to know anything about the afterlife, but a separate heaven for the whitewashed version of Jesus with FOX news