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Gus Horn "Too Sober to Read This" Backwards Alphabet T-Shirt #RyanSchrilla hold your breath and prayThis shirt came prepared. You should too. This backwards alphabet tee turns the classic field sobriety test into an eye chart style optical illusion. The alphabet is printed upside down and in reverse, so when you look down, you can read it perfectly which is very helpful if someone suddenly asks you to recite the alphabet backwards. To everyone else, it looks flipped, confusing, and just suspicious enough to earn a second glance. This tee part