Zero Calories Hoodie Color:Navy He speaks English and has

He speaks English and has declared it God's true language

The British had all of these wars for spices but

I feel like knowing that I have a whole gut biome of trillions of microscopic parasites with a non-stop craving for Doritos and off-brand energy drinks should continually gross me out more than it actually does

Nobody wants to read about all that on your shirt though

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Zero Calories Hoodie Color:Navy He speaks English and hasIt may give you cancer, but no calories. The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch free wearing experience. The color matched drawcord and the double lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together. Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.