Morticia's Floral Shoppe Long Sleeve Tee Size:2XL and decided the universe agreed

and decided the universe agreed that today everyone else is the problem

Boots and a truck preferred

While everyone else is settling for "BE MINE

Retro holiday text in classic red and cream lettering with a distressed

Two thousand years of salvation history and this is the thanks he gets

Morticia's Floral Shoppe Long Sleeve Tee Size:2XL and decided the universe agreedYou keep buying yourself flowers because nobody else understands your aesthetic requirements. Grocery store bouquets? Please. You need something that looks like it was arranged by a Victorian widow who talks to her plants and means it. Your love language is dramatic foliage. The Details: Black vintage serif text reads "Morticias Floral Shoppe" with "Estd 1964." A colorful flower bouquet (yellow, pink, deep purple, red, orange) sits in a black vase,