Witchy Wine Sweatshirt funny Just technically alive and fueled

Just technically alive and fueled by a substance that would concern your doctor if she saw the daily volume

and riding a shark into the sunset

and the complete inability to sit still when steel guitar hits

387 of trying to get it together

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Witchy Wine Sweatshirt funny Just technically alive and fueledYou dont fly off the handle. You fly off the broomstick. Glass in hand. Zero apologies. Your therapist calls it avoidance. You call it altitude. Either way youre above everyones nonsense and slightly above the legal limit. The Details: Gold and cream single color art featuring a pin up witch on a broomstick holding a glowing wine glass aloft, with a crescent moon with a face and stars. Rendered in all gold and cream vintage illustration style. The Fit