Salem Social Club Comfort Colors Tee Color:White You didn’t choose the ranch
$39.00
Description
You didn’t choose the ranch life
You haven’t taken a normal vitamin since 2019 and honestly you’ve never been more powerful
Every playlist you make is just trying to recapture that one moment of glory
Includes "LOVE" and "FATE" text
You didn’t wake up choosing violence
Salem Social Club Comfort Colors Tee Color:White You didn’t choose the ranchYou would have absolutely been accused in 1692. Not because of witchcraft. Because youre opinionated, you live alone by choice, and you have a suspicious number of cats. Thats literally all it took. The bar for persecution was lower than your bar for texting back. Welcome to the club. The Details: Black vintage script reads "Salem Social Club" with a pin up witch sitting on a pumpkin with a broom, a black cat, a bat, and stars. Includes "Est. 1692"
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