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How much avocado toast do I need to trade in to afford to buy a home and get out of the predatory corporate renting cycle

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Refusing to speak up when a colleague murders an innocent person under the guise of authority isn't being a "good cop

take away the wealth so that they are no longer dragons and protect the working class against their attacks

Let people know that you prefer brightly colored animated characters of the swearing variety and would have preferred that Simba drop an f bomb here and there

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