Dear Santa Cowboy Hoodie Size:M Green and red ink palette

Green and red ink palette

Your thighs have their own gravitational pull and your attitude has its own restraining order

Retro illustration of a partially husked ear of corn with golden kernels and green husk in full color

You were raised feral in the woods with zero supervision and honestly it explains a lot

The Details:

Dear Santa Cowboy Hoodie Size:M Green and red ink paletteYour Christmas list has gotten progressively more unhinged every year. At this point Santa reads your letter and forwards it to a therapist. You dont need gifts. You need a man who texts back and a horse that doesnt judge you. The Details: Cowboy Santa illustration with a lasso in distressed red "DEAR SANTA" western style lettering, accented with star details in a vintage holiday color palette. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double