400ml Water Bottle showing "100% certified Numpty" seasonal "I'm a very special kind

"I'm a very special kind of twat"

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a TOTAL PRICK at 100 metres"

"NEVER go to bed angry STAY AWAKE and plot revenge"

"I'm a Doctor what's your superpower"

"If Grandad can't fix it we're Screwed"

400ml Water Bottle showing "100% certified Numpty" seasonal "I'm a very special kind"100% Certified Numpty" This is our compact 400ml aluminium water bottle. This water bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you. The first is a screw in top complete with carabiner which will be great to make sure you don't forget to take the bottle with you. The second is a push pull top which helps reduce those unwanted dribbles when you are drinking on the go. Standing at approximately 180mm high and about 60mm diameter this should