Pyrokinesis for Kitties Tee Size:S You didn’t listen

You didn’t listen

Gold outlined text reading "WITCHY WOMAN" above a vintage witch sitting behind a jack-o’-lantern surrounded by four black cats

and orange "ESSENTIAL LIFE SKILLS" text

You’re thriving

Green and red vintage-style text with a retro TV and snacks scene illustration

Pyrokinesis for Kitties Tee Size:S You didn’t listenYour cat already knocks candles off tables. Its only a matter of time before it cuts out the middleman. You dont teach a cat anything. You simply provide the resources and hope it uses them on your enemies. Fire safety is a suggestion. Cats are an inevitability. The Details: White retro badge text reads "LEARN Pyrokinesis FOR YOUR KITTIES" with a blue and teal cat walking through yellow and orange flames. Blue and yellow vintage instructional style